enough of the crap .. just shut the F*** UP!

thats what i tell my self some times, and to others, most of the times, as a matter of a fact all the times.

First Salam,

yes im very pissed right now i might break something in me, hang on! (our half Singaporean  professor always says it, with a Thai english accent) i’m already broken, busted shoulders and knees, diabetes and its a long list. enough of the crap .. just shut the F*** UP! and finish the F*** what you were F***ing saying.

see i told you i do that some times to my self. any how, most of my article are about relationships, some one i love, a close friend, a dear friend where the heck does it end! is it gonna end? im guessing not, so to keep in flow of what i wrote in the past, im gonna dull your head about another relationship Hickup .. bless you!.. i know we don’t say bless you after that but i just felt i should.

Hickups are not the voices, its not the actual thing its a F*** up but i call it hickup, even when i wrote a tech. support ticket to my server providers i said hick up and they just didnt get it.. hicked up support team and sales

ok here it comes ..

you meet someone or someonna (for the non arab readers its a female someone) or when ever you talk to them by phone sms email voice sms you gotta go HICKUP (replace the HICK with F*** .. see what im saying) you gotta end your conversation with them with a hickup (are you getting it now!..) you might say WTH not heck but HICK for F*** … i would say well, dude or dudda (for non arab speakers it means female dude, i dont know if there is such a thing) .. DUDE/DUDDA i do give a HiCK (… you like it dontcha… i know i do) man/babe i cherish you i care for you i respect you (ooooookay so why the hickups ??)

my analysis is, you care for you friend/frineda (enough explanations ..  just shut the F*** UP! and go with the flow) so much and you forget all what matters in business life (well you dont treat your friend as your partner) because you feel you are so down with him/himma (okay its her) and you dont need all that crap of choosing your words choosing your thoughts, i know some people they demand their respect i cherish that honestly, its just i get tired some time, i wanna feel im someone’s/someonna’s (you do get the feminize thingy) casual friend. i guess im not the only one who does these hickups (got your back, no sweat) i really do care for my friends/freindsat, like today for instance i called a friend at 2:45 (there is no frienda in this ..) hey man i need a ride to the clinc, he goes man im at my desk i get off at 5 .. i was like WTH, i didnt say it to him, i hung up on him i was in pain and dizzyness like right now my kidney is hicking me up it the potassium that my doctor gave me, after i drove all the way to mangaf to get it .. long story i’ll tell y’all little later all about it .. and now that guy is pissed .. kho il g**** shako t9akra eb wayhi (translation: brother of prostitute why the Hick you hung up on me, and it cant get any cleaner!), damn you Hicker i was in pain how would i ask you to drive me to clinic and be OK :S WTH! .. besides we are friends we are budds i Hick you some times you Hick me some times (not the actual humping its a metaphor you sick bastards) i mean dude shit happens

funny story, it happened with a dudda but not today way back in 2004 i asked himma (her) to give me a ride home after my car got broken (battery died, and i was almost half drunk of tiredness) and im diabetic and i love my beast i wrote a whole article about my beast, i was so dam pissed, with here i didnt hick up i just turned away for an @$# your back’s eye (donkey + where the sun dont shine.. go figure) he was like no man im late i got work tomorrow, WOULD YOU ALL STOP SAYING YOU GOT WORK TO CATCH UP ON! i almost got fired for a friend i was hooking him up and checking on his shipped DVDs in aramex and you tell me you got work to catch on next morning HICK YOU mother Hicker

i guess no one appreciates his/hissa (got it!) friends the way i do, i mean freinds means alot to me, its a big deal, its THE DEAL. with your friends all communication skills drop dead i mean gimmi a break they are your friends or loved ones or who ever i dont give a hick .. its just with friends loved ones hicked up ones you just be who you are and you enjoy being it .. so just hicking B it (its not burhan and its not b-arts.net.. just read it as is)

we do forget our manners and well behaviors in presence of close ones, its not because we want to, its just we want to get even closer (some say if you just got “only friends” with a girl, you know you made a wrong turn somewhere .. its just hicked up joke and it was hanging on the tip of my head, had to say it) see! exactly that is what i mean…  i mean im writting things for my friends to read, im blogging my a$# (just donkey) out, this is how i exactly i feel in presence of my friends no matter how the hick close they/theyya (there is no feminine plural in english but we have one in arabic and its .. ha`9ila2ee) are, you just cant stop hicking up on them/thammat (its not masabbat its not jam3 thimma its the feminine of them in my hicked up english)

they got a program called HeMaM (it means guts) we should do THiMaM (jam3 thimma) people have some thimma and thameer just act as if you didnt listen to your friends hickups, enough of the crap .. just shut the F*** UP! and listen to him/himma

peace and love y’all

~ by El'Berk Ben Dodi on November 18, 2008.